Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The Histories of Panin

Here's a little something of Bryin's that I found. It's poorly written, makes no sense, and is just plain weird. Enjoy.



The Histories of Panin
Bryin Orcaltif

                I have been commanded to write out a report on The Histories of Panin. Clearly somebody has no idea as to how I operate. So I have decided to humor the one who will not be named, and write something.
                The Histories of Panin is a book. It has many pages.  It's pages are parchment………
                Hey, what's the difference between parchment, and Earth paper? I've never thought about it. There's a whole lot of things I never thought about, like what would happen if someone was allergic to air? Could you develop an allergy to air? Ok, I know what it looks like, but I'm not obsessed with air. I mean I just said I never thought about it.
                I wonder though, what would happen if I started stalking someone. That probably sounds random to you, but I was just thinking about Earth, and that led my mind to the stocks…. Who am I kidding, it was a random thought!
                I wonder if Quest would kill me if I tried to pull a prank on him. I would list all my brilliant schemes, but who ever reads this may try and stop me, which I can't afford. Plus I don't have any ideas right at this moment.  Hmm, what can I afford?
                Ok, so I was reading this book once, when I discovered it wasn't a book. That sound so incredibly stupid, doesn't it? Well that's good because that never actually happened.
                How long was this report supposed to be? Why am I even writing this? Where are all these questions coming from?
                And that is what happened on the day I died. Thank you for reading this. Don't bother grading this, I know I failed.
                                                                      Sincerely,
                                                                                    Bryi- Hey what's that on the paper there?

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