Bryin on Authors

Hey, this is Bryin! I just now realized how long it's been since I've hacked my author's blog. I guess I've been so busy being written about that I haven't had time to cause trouble! That's just sad... So now that I'm here... Now that I'm here... Ugh! Why is it that every time I start thinking of doing something like this, I have all these great ideas of things to post, but when I actually start posting I forget everything! I think I'll blame my author for that. Not because I have an actual reason as to why it's her fault, but because pretty much everything that happens to me is her fault. She is an evil mastermind, and I don't think she deserves to have the freedom to write books any longer! I say, we join together and ban her from creating anymore stories! I don't want to like, erase all the books she has already written, of course. That would mean erasing me, and I'm not prepared to do that. But I would like to stop future character from suffering at her hand. I think you can all agree with me that my author is cruel and must be stopped... Or maybe I should stop, as it just dawned on me that if it was at all possible for me to ban her from writing stories, she would probably erase me anyways...

You know something? Normal people don't have the same worries that book characters do. Not just the worries that come from their books, like that fact that their lives are most likely in danger most of the time, depending on what book they come from. But also the fact that when they're not being written about and they do something their author doesn't like, their author could just erase them from existence, or kill them off in some horrible way, or make everyone they've ever cared about suffer... Did it occur to anyone how evil authors are? They create all of these plots and schemes for their characters to sort though just for their own pleasure. I am against all authors from this point on. Most of you probably don't understand considering you're not book characters, but whatever.

And another thing about authors. Is it just my author, or are all authors extreme stalkers? It's creepy enough that I was created in my author's head, but to have her watching me all the time, following me everywhere I go, and writing everything that happens down in that notebook of her's... I find that disturbing. Now if only I could get a restraining order... Except I don't know how well that would work out for her because I'm sort of in her head all the time...

And not only all of this other stuff, but my author is delusional! And she drinks too much coffee. Even if she just thinks about writing, she'll make herself some. It's gross! Coffee is one of the most disgusting things ever! I would understand if it was tea loaded with sugar, but coffee? Why do people even like that stuff? I think that fact that people drink coffee is even crazier than I am...

Um, I think I got off topic there. That happens a lot, doesn't it. But, hey! I stayed on the right topic a lot longer than I usually do! Maybe I'm getting better at this... Ha, ha, ha! That's a funny idea. I'm never going to get better at not being random. And I won't ever stop rambling either. Just the fact that I'm still talking proves that. But it's not really my fault. Usually my author stops me by now... Hm... I expected her to pop in. Most of the time she does when I mention her. Yay! I have officially hacked this blog without being discovered! Boy, am I in trouble when she finds out. I think I'm gonna go hide now. Bye!

World of Panin Television

Hey guys! Today I decided to post another short story which is similar to Bryin's Facebook. This one has different episodes, so here is episode one. Enjoy!           

            One day Bryin was bored. He was bored a lot, but this particular day Bryin decided he would  experiment with Takfin. Here's what happened that day...

            Bryin was talking with Takfin about random things that were running through his head something he liked to do when he was bored.

            And then, what if the stalker guy turned out to be the boy's father, but then-

            Bryin, Takfin interrupted Bryin's thought, what does this have to do with anything?

            Bryin laughed.

            Well, he explained, I was just thinking how that would make a great soap opera! I never actually watched one, but I could imagine that story line for one.

            A soap opera? Takfin sighed. Now that you're in Panin, is all you ever do is think of Earth things?

            Bryin shook his head.

            Nope. Just when I'm bored, which just so happens that I'm very bored right now. Bryin tilted his head. You know what? If we were on Earth, I could just watch TV. I haven't seen a TV show for like… I don't know how long, but you get the idea.

            Do I really get the idea? Takfin asked Bryin. I'm starting to learn that even though I can read your mind, I honestly have no idea what is really running through your head.

            Bryin grinned.

            That's understandable considering half the time I have no idea what's going on in my head. But, currently I do know what I'm thinking so…Takfin would you mind turning in to a TV? One that works?

            Bryin figured that if the Taktop could get a Wi-Fi connection, then the Tak-a-vision could also get a signal of some sort, and hopefully at least a channel of two would be available. – Hey, guys! This is Bryin! I just wanted to explain the name again. I know it's terrible, but in my opinion, Tak-a-vision is way better than the Taktop. I—Bryin, do I even have to say it? For the last time, quit interrupting my, I mean, your story.

            Now, back to the story.—Hey, that sounded like a commercial!—Bryin, I thought you were going away…—Well I can't now! I have to do the commercial! And now a word from our sponsors, which of course is me, Bryin.

            Have you ever wondered if it was at all possible to combine all your favorite things that you love to carry around with you into one object? I'm here to tell you that it is possible! It's called… Takfin! As long as you know the magic words, Takfin can transform into any inanimate object you can think of! With Takfin you can get rid of clutter, and you will no longer have your hands full! If you think that's great, just wait to hear what I  have to say next. Not only will Takfin be able to replace most of your everyday things and merge them into one easy and convenient location, but taking a vacation will also become a snap! With Takfin you don't need to purchase tickets or plan ahead. All you do is tell Takfin which exotic and amazing new dimension you would like to visit and you'll be there! But wait! If you order in the next ten minutes, we'll send you a note saying that there is only one Takfin and  I (Bryin) am not going to give it to you! So if you want an autographed note, signed by me, order now! They're only 4.99! To order call—Bryin! I really can't believe you right now. Can I just please now on?—Fine, but I know I have fans out there who want an autograph and if that is the case, all they have to do is ask! And now back to the show!—I… I have no idea what to say about all this. I guess it's best if I move on.

            As Bryin had requested, Takfin transformed in to a TV set. The screen was a sixty inch flat-screen, high definition, 3-D TV. In other words, it was pretty fancy and high-tech.

            Bryin grabbed a remote that came with it, and powered on the television. Bryin had found that Takfin could transform into multiple parts, like the separate TV screen and the remote, but if Bryin were to somehow lose a part of Takfin, she wouldn't be able to work. That's why, as Bryin turned on the TV, Takfin made sure to give Bryin a long lecture on the whole thing.

            As the screen flickered on, Bryin went to the guide and was amazed with what he found. There were literally thousands, and thousands of channels available to view. While that in itself was weird,  something else that was odd was the fact that Bryin didn't recognize any  of the channels. They all seemed slightly foreign to him.

            Randomly, Bryin turned on one, just to see what it was about. Unfortunately, it was on a commercial, and before you say anything Bryin, you know as well as I do it had nothing to do with your 'commercial'. While it was unfortunate that a commercial was on, it was also, for Bryin, a really great thing! On the TV screen was a man, dressed in a sparkly, green suit.

            "Have you ever dreamed of being on TV?" The green suit guy was asking. "Well, if your answer was yes, then I have great news for you!  The IGSS channel is giving anybody and everybody a chance to be a star! All you have to do is call the number on the screen and tell us about your life. Then after reviewing all the calls, we'll chose one lucky person to make their life into a reality TV show. If you think you have an interesting life, give us a call! The next TV star of the galaxy could be you!"

            Once that was said, another, less exciting and not as interesting commercial came on. Bryin grinned with excitement. He was bored and currently had nothing better to do, so he decided to call in to the TV station. His life, when it wasn't boring, was full of action and drama, there was absolutely no way he wouldn't get the show.

            Bryin had Takfin transform into a phone, which Bryin told himself he'd name later, and dialed the number. After a few rings, someone answered.

            "Hello, you have called in to the Make My Life a Reality Show Contest. Please state your name, planet, and then tell me a little bit about your life."

            "Um, ok." Bryin said hesitantly. "Well, my name is Bryin Orcaltif, my…Planet? Wait are you saying that there are aliens in this dimension?"

            "Aliens?" Said the female voice. "I haven't heard that term used in this dimension before. My cousin tells me that the Earthlings use it to describe us though. I think it's offensive."

            "Oh, well… Sorry about that. I just don't know what else to call you… Anyways, my planet is Panin, I think. And a little bit about my life… Hmm, well let's start from when I left Earth."

            Bryin told the not-alien about how he grew up on Earth, found Takfin, was transported to Panin after being kidnapped by Vatan, and all the other crazy things that had happened up until that point.

            "Oh, wow." Said the female voice. "That is pretty interesting! I'll make sure to show this story to my employers. Good luck, Bryin!" And with that she hung up to move on to other calls.

            Bryin waited for weeks after this to get a response, every once in awhile checking Tak-a-vision to see if there was any sign of who won. After a while Bryin just figured he hadn't won, which almost surprised him, but he didn't really mind too much. He just figured that there was plenty more things to do with Takfin, and he didn't need an alien TV show about him to keep himself  occupied. And so with that, Bryin forgot all about the Tak-a-vision, and the aliens.

            "Hello there!" Said a man wearing a green sparkling suit. He spoke with a huge fake grin into a camera directly in front of him. "I'm Herrick, and I'm here to announce the winner of the  Make My Life a Reality Show Contest! We chose a very special person to star in our new show. He is from one of the only planets that we know almost nothing about. Unlike us, Panin is not technologically advanced, and seem to be in a medieval time period. We thought it would be a great idea to take you into the World of Panin, and join Bryin Orcaltif as he tries to adjust to life there! Just so you viewers know that none of this is fake, Bryin has no idea about this. So, I hope in the coming days as we air our first episode, you enjoy it as much as we already are! So don't forget to join us for World of Panin Television!"

Bryin's Facebook

Hey guys! It's been awhile since my last post like... a few months at least! I have been meaning to start posting things again, but I left for a month so I didn't get the chance until now. The good news with me leaving is now that I'm back, I actually have things to post! So here is a random short story that I wrote. Hope you like it!


            One day Bryin was bored. He was  bored a lot, but this particular day Bryin decided he would  experiment with Takfin. Here's what happened that day...

            Bryin had grown up on Earth. He had grown accustom to all the technology, and things that Panin just didn't have. So, bored out of his mind, Bryin tried to see if he could bring a little piece of Earth to Panin.

            Takfin, what sort of things can you change into? Bryin thought mentally to the magical dagger that was in the form of a ring at that moment.

            I can change into almost any  inanimate object there is. Takfin replied.

            Bryin tapped his chin. 

            "Takfin could you please turn into a laptop."

            As soon as Bryin's request had left his mouth, the ring on his finger disappeared in a flash of light and was replaced with a highly advanced laptop. The design was sleek. The shell of the laptop was blue with flecks of gold. It was a pretty cool looking computer.

            Doubting he could do anything other than play boring card games, Bryin pressed the small power button. The screen blinked on. Bryin was almost surprise when the laptop only took a few seconds to boot up completely, and soon he was staring at the home screen. He started searching the computer. There were a ton of icons, most of which he had no idea what they were or what they would take him to. Out of curiosity Bryin pressed one or two of the strange icons, but I won't get into what they did, because that's a completely different story.

            After playing around on the Taktop as Bryin started calling it-- On that note, hello, this is Bryin! I just wanted to explain the horrible name. It was either lapfin or Taktop, I went with the last one because-- Bryin! Would you quit interrupting my story-- Well actually it's my story, you know because it's about me-- Bryin, I'm serious. Cut it out!

            Now, where was I? Oh yes. After playing around on the Taktop, he found a very familiar icon. The Internet icon. He knew it was a long shot as he didn't have an Internet connection, but he clicked on it anyways. Bryin was once again surprised when it connected and he was online.

            "How the heck am I connected to Wi-Fi on Panin?" Bryin asked nobody in particular. Bryin shook his head and entered an address in the URL bar.

            Normally on Earth Bryin avoided sites like this one. But he was so bored he decided to mess around and get his very first Facebook. 

            Bryin entered his name, email address, age, and birthday. Then, after coming up with a terribly lame password, Bryin was finally on his Facebook. Not really knowing what else to do, Bryin started to type up a post.

            Hey, guess what? I just got a facebook! Well I guess that's obvious since I'm writing this, but... Where am I going with this? And.... Who am I writing this to?

            Bryin stopped typing and published his post. Then he frowned. He had no Facebook friends so that post had only been seen by him. That meant he was talking to himself, and although that was weird, he had no problem with it. In fact he started commenting on his own post.

            You have a facebook? Wow Bryin that's so cool! I just got mine today too!

            Well, I would say that was a coincidence, Bryin, but seeing as we are the same person, it's not really.

            Lol! That is so true! :D

            Bryin looked at the comments and sighed. This was going nowhere. With a big grin, Bryin came up with a great idea.

            He logged out of his Facebook, typed in a few things and was logged into a whole new Facebook.

            Signed in on the new Facebook, he search Bryin Orcaltif, and asked to be his friend. From there he logged out and signed in under his account again to accept the friend request. He did this multiple times until he had about nine friends. 

            Bryin, did you really just talk to yourself off of Facebook? Commented Bryin from an account he had created for Dawn.

            Of course I did. Came Bryin's reply.

            Do you realize how insane you are? Commented "Quest."

            Yes, yes I do. Bryin responded.

            Then Bryin received a notification that someone had posted on his wall.

            Bryin, Read Darvel's post, I just wanted to let you know how much I love you! <3

            Darvel also commented on his own post.

            Bryin! I can't believe you hacked my Facebook account, which was created by you in the first place! You know I would never say anything like that to you because you're a complete idiot and I hate you!

            Bryin commented back.

            Darvel, let's not fight on Facebook. That's so inappropriate and plus, I know deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.... Wait where was I going with that? Ah, oh well.

            Boys, you both need to be nice to each other, Said Alecia.

            Yes, agreed Nalfen. And Bryin's right. There's no need to fight.

            Bryin was in the process of beginning a new post, Bryin received another notification about an invitation. It said:

            Hey, Bryin you've been invited to an event by Vatan called Vatan's Birthday Celebration. 

            Clicking on it, Bryin read the description. You are here by invited to my birthday party! There will be music, games, oh and don't forget to bring a present! I would love it if someone gave Takfin to me as a gift! So please, come and join me in celebrating my birthday! Oh, and this is definitely NOT a plot to get Takfin!

            Bryin of course politely told Vatan he couldn't make it that day.

            The next thing Bryin did was he went and poked all of his friends. Most didn't poke him back and all the others complained about it and told him to stop.

            After that Bryin made a group called the World of Panin. He was in the middle of inviting people on to his group when he received another notification. This one was different though. All the other notifications had been expected. This had come out of nowhere.

            The notification was about a friend request. Bryin hadn't made any other accounts and sent himself a friend request, so of course he accepted his first real friend.

            Then he went back to creating his group, adding people to his group, and trying to think of random things to post in his group. His real Facebook friend had been added to The World of Panin and had seen Bryin's first post there.

            Hello, and welcome to my group The World of Panin. Here I will post random things about my life on Panin. I hope you enjoy the group!

            The real Facebook friend commented by saying: Bryin, what do you think you're doing? I already have a group called the World of Panin. And another thing, how did you even get a Facebook on Panin? Oh, never mind. Of course Takfin helped you.

            How do you know who I am? Bryin asked.

            Hmm, well I only created you out of thin air!] I replied. [I'm your author, how could you not know who I am?

            Bryin moved to reply when someone came up behind him and tapped his shoulder.

            "Bryin, what are you doing?" Quest asked, glancing suspiciously at the Taktop.

            Bryin asked Takfin to change into a ring and smiled at Quest.

            "Heh, heh. I wasn't doing anything."

            "I really don't believe you." Quest said shaking his head. "But I'm almost afraid of what you would tell me if I pressed any harder."

            Bryin grinned.

            "Yeah, you're probably right to be afraid. One reason is you have no idea what a laptop is, do you?"

            "A what?" Quest asked.

            Bryin's grin grew larger.

            "A laptop! It's a magical item from Earth! Come over here and I'll work my Earth magic for you!"