Hey, this is Bryin! I just now realized how long it's been since I've hacked my author's blog. I guess I've been so busy being written about that I haven't had time to cause trouble! That's just sad... So now that I'm here... Now that I'm here... Ugh! Why is it that every time I start thinking of doing something like this, I have all these great ideas of things to post, but when I actually start posting I forget everything! I think I'll blame my author for that. Not because I have an actual reason as to why it's her fault, but because pretty much everything that happens to me is her fault. She is an evil mastermind, and I don't think she deserves to have the freedom to write books any longer! I say, we join together and ban her from creating anymore stories! I don't want to like, erase all the books she has already written, of course. That would mean erasing me, and I'm not prepared to do that. But I would like to stop future character from suffering at her hand. I think you can all agree with me that my author is cruel and must be stopped... Or maybe I should stop, as it just dawned on me that if it was at all possible for me to ban her from writing stories, she would probably erase me anyways...
You know something? Normal people don't have the same worries that book characters do. Not just the worries that come from their books, like that fact that their lives are most likely in danger most of the time, depending on what book they come from. But also the fact that when they're not being written about and they do something their author doesn't like, their author could just erase them from existence, or kill them off in some horrible way, or make everyone they've ever cared about suffer... Did it occur to anyone how evil authors are? They create all of these plots and schemes for their characters to sort though just for their own pleasure. I am against all authors from this point on. Most of you probably don't understand considering you're not book characters, but whatever.
And another thing about authors. Is it just my author, or are all authors extreme stalkers? It's creepy enough that I was created in my author's head, but to have her watching me all the time, following me everywhere I go, and writing everything that happens down in that notebook of her's... I find that disturbing. Now if only I could get a restraining order... Except I don't know how well that would work out for her because I'm sort of in her head all the time...
And not only all of this other stuff, but my author is delusional! And she drinks too much coffee. Even if she just thinks about writing, she'll make herself some. It's gross! Coffee is one of the most disgusting things ever! I would understand if it was tea loaded with sugar, but coffee? Why do people even like that stuff? I think that fact that people drink coffee is even crazier than I am...
Um, I think I got off topic there. That happens a lot, doesn't it. But, hey! I stayed on the right topic a lot longer than I usually do! Maybe I'm getting better at this... Ha, ha, ha! That's a funny idea. I'm never going to get better at not being random. And I won't ever stop rambling either. Just the fact that I'm still talking proves that. But it's not really my fault. Usually my author stops me by now... Hm... I expected her to pop in. Most of the time she does when I mention her. Yay! I have officially hacked this blog without being discovered! Boy, am I in trouble when she finds out. I think I'm gonna go hide now. Bye!
Friday, July 12, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
World of Panin Television
Hey guys! Today I decided to post another short story which is similar to Bryin's Facebook. This one has different episodes, so here is episode one. Enjoy!
One
day Bryin was bored. He was bored a lot, but this particular day Bryin
decided he would experiment with Takfin. Here's what happened that day...
Bryin
was talking with Takfin about random things that were running through his head
something he liked to do when he was bored.
And then, what if the stalker guy turned out
to be the boy's father, but then-
Bryin,
Takfin interrupted Bryin's thought, what
does this have to do with anything?
Bryin
laughed.
Well, he explained, I was just thinking how that would make a great soap opera! I never
actually watched one, but I could imagine that story line for one.
A soap opera? Takfin sighed. Now that you're in Panin, is all you ever do
is think of Earth things?
Bryin
shook his head.
Nope. Just when I'm bored, which just so
happens that I'm very bored right now. Bryin tilted his head. You know what? If we were on Earth, I could
just watch TV. I haven't seen a TV show for like… I don't know how long, but
you get the idea.
Do I really get the idea? Takfin asked
Bryin. I'm starting to learn that even
though I can read your mind, I honestly have no idea what is really running
through your head.
Bryin
grinned.
That's understandable considering half the
time I have no idea what's going on
in my head. But, currently I do know what I'm thinking so…Takfin would you mind
turning in to a TV? One that works?
Bryin
figured that if the Taktop could get a Wi-Fi connection, then the Tak-a-vision
could also get a signal of some sort, and hopefully at least a channel of two
would be available. – Hey, guys! This is Bryin! I just wanted to explain the
name again. I know it's terrible, but in my opinion, Tak-a-vision is way better than the Taktop. I—Bryin, do
I even have to say it? For the last time, quit interrupting my, I mean, your story.
Now,
back to the story.—Hey, that sounded like a commercial!—Bryin, I thought you
were going away…—Well I can't now! I have to do the commercial! And now a word
from our sponsors, which of course is me, Bryin.
Have
you ever wondered if it was at all possible to combine all your favorite things
that you love to carry around with you into one object? I'm here to tell you
that it is possible! It's called… Takfin! As long as you know the magic words,
Takfin can transform into any inanimate object you can think of! With Takfin
you can get rid of clutter, and you will no longer have your hands full! If you
think that's great, just wait to hear what I
have to say next. Not only will Takfin be able to replace most of your
everyday things and merge them into one easy and convenient location, but
taking a vacation will also become a snap! With Takfin you don't need to purchase
tickets or plan ahead. All you do is tell Takfin which exotic and amazing new
dimension you would like to visit and you'll be there! But wait! If you order
in the next ten minutes, we'll send you a note saying that there is only one
Takfin and I (Bryin) am not going to
give it to you! So if you want an autographed note, signed by me, order now!
They're only 4.99! To order call—Bryin! I really can't believe you right now.
Can I just please now on?—Fine, but I know I have fans out there who want an
autograph and if that is the case, all they have to do is ask! And now back to
the show!—I… I have no idea what to say about all this. I guess it's best if I
move on.
As
Bryin had requested, Takfin transformed in to a TV set. The screen was a sixty
inch flat-screen, high definition, 3-D TV. In other words, it was pretty fancy
and high-tech.
Bryin
grabbed a remote that came with it, and powered on the television. Bryin had found
that Takfin could transform into multiple parts, like the separate TV screen and
the remote, but if Bryin were to somehow lose a part of Takfin, she wouldn't be
able to work. That's why, as Bryin turned on the TV, Takfin made sure to give
Bryin a long lecture on the whole thing.
As
the screen flickered on, Bryin went to the guide and was amazed with what he
found. There were literally thousands, and thousands of channels available to
view. While that in itself was weird,
something else that was odd was the fact that Bryin didn't recognize
any of the channels. They all seemed
slightly foreign to him.
Randomly,
Bryin turned on one, just to see what it was about. Unfortunately, it was on a
commercial, and before you say anything Bryin, you know as well as I do it had
nothing to do with your 'commercial'. While it was unfortunate that a
commercial was on, it was also, for Bryin, a really great thing! On the TV
screen was a man, dressed in a sparkly, green suit.
"Have
you ever dreamed of being on TV?" The green suit guy was asking.
"Well, if your answer was yes, then I have great news for you! The IGSS channel is giving anybody and
everybody a chance to be a star! All you have to do is call the number on the
screen and tell us about your life. Then after reviewing all the calls, we'll
chose one lucky person to make their life into a reality TV show. If you think
you have an interesting life, give us a call! The next TV star of the galaxy
could be you!"
Once
that was said, another, less exciting and not as interesting commercial came
on. Bryin grinned with excitement. He was bored and currently had nothing
better to do, so he decided to call in to the TV station. His life, when it
wasn't boring, was full of action and drama, there was absolutely no way he
wouldn't get the show.
Bryin
had Takfin transform into a phone, which Bryin told himself he'd name later,
and dialed the number. After a few rings, someone answered.
"Hello,
you have called in to the Make My Life a Reality Show Contest. Please state your
name, planet, and then tell me a little bit about your life."
"Um,
ok." Bryin said hesitantly. "Well, my name is Bryin Orcaltif, my…Planet?
Wait are you saying that there are aliens in this dimension?"
"Aliens?"
Said the female voice. "I haven't heard that term used in this dimension
before. My cousin tells me that the Earthlings use it to describe us though. I
think it's offensive."
"Oh,
well… Sorry about that. I just don't know what else to call you… Anyways, my
planet is Panin, I think. And a little bit about my life… Hmm, well let's start
from when I left Earth."
Bryin
told the not-alien about how he grew up on Earth, found Takfin, was transported
to Panin after being kidnapped by Vatan, and all the other crazy things that
had happened up until that point.
"Oh,
wow." Said the female voice. "That is pretty interesting! I'll make sure to show this story to my
employers. Good luck, Bryin!" And with that she hung up to move on to
other calls.
Bryin
waited for weeks after this to get a response, every once in awhile checking
Tak-a-vision to see if there was any sign of who won. After a while Bryin just
figured he hadn't won, which almost surprised him, but he didn't really mind
too much. He just figured that there was plenty more things to do with Takfin,
and he didn't need an alien TV show about him to keep himself occupied. And so with that, Bryin forgot all
about the Tak-a-vision, and the aliens.
"Hello
there!" Said a man wearing a green sparkling suit. He spoke with a huge
fake grin into a camera directly in front of him. "I'm Herrick, and I'm
here to announce the winner of the Make
My Life a Reality Show Contest! We chose a very special person to star in our
new show. He is from one of the only planets that we know almost nothing about.
Unlike us, Panin is not technologically advanced, and seem to be in a medieval
time period. We thought it would be a great idea to take you into the World of
Panin, and join Bryin Orcaltif as he tries to adjust to life there! Just so you
viewers know that none of this is fake, Bryin has no idea about this. So, I
hope in the coming days as we air our first episode, you enjoy it as much as we
already are! So don't forget to join us for World of Panin Television!"
Monday, July 8, 2013
Bryin's Facebook
Hey guys! It's been awhile since my last post like... a few months at least! I have been meaning to start posting things again, but I left for a month so I didn't get the chance until now. The good news with me leaving is now that I'm back, I actually have things to post! So here is a random short story that I wrote. Hope you like it!
One day Bryin was bored. He was bored a lot, but this particular day Bryin decided he would experiment with Takfin. Here's what happened that day...
One day Bryin was bored. He was bored a lot, but this particular day Bryin decided he would experiment with Takfin. Here's what happened that day...
Bryin had grown up on Earth. He had grown accustom to
all the technology, and things that Panin just didn't have. So, bored out of
his mind, Bryin tried to see if he could bring a little piece of Earth to Panin.
Takfin, what
sort of things can you change into? Bryin
thought mentally to the magical dagger that was in the form of a ring at that
moment.
I can change
into almost any inanimate object there is. Takfin replied.
Bryin tapped his chin.
"Takfin could you please turn into a laptop."
As soon as Bryin's request had left his mouth, the
ring on his finger disappeared in a flash of light and was replaced with a
highly advanced laptop. The design was sleek. The shell of the laptop was blue
with flecks of gold. It was a pretty cool looking computer.
Doubting he could do anything other than play boring
card games, Bryin pressed the small power button. The screen blinked on. Bryin
was almost surprise when the laptop only took a few seconds to boot up
completely, and soon he was staring at the home screen. He started searching
the computer. There were a ton of icons, most of which he had no idea what they
were or what they would take him to. Out of curiosity Bryin pressed one or two
of the strange icons, but I won't get into what they did, because that's a
completely different story.
After playing around on the Taktop as Bryin started
calling it-- On that note, hello, this is Bryin! I just wanted to explain the
horrible name. It was either lapfin or Taktop, I went with the last one
because-- Bryin! Would you quit interrupting my story-- Well actually it's my
story, you know because it's about me-- Bryin, I'm serious. Cut it out!
Now, where was I? Oh yes. After playing around on the
Taktop, he found a very familiar icon. The Internet icon. He knew it was a long
shot as he didn't have an Internet connection, but he clicked on it anyways.
Bryin was once again surprised when it connected and he was online.
"How the heck am I connected to Wi-Fi on
Panin?" Bryin asked nobody in particular. Bryin shook his head and entered
an address in the URL bar.
Normally on Earth Bryin avoided sites like this one.
But he was so bored he decided to mess around and get his very first Facebook.
Bryin entered his name, email address, age, and
birthday. Then, after coming up with a terribly lame password, Bryin was
finally on his Facebook. Not really knowing what else to do, Bryin started to
type up a post.
Hey, guess
what? I just got a facebook! Well I guess that's obvious since I'm writing
this, but... Where am I going with this? And.... Who am I writing this to?
Bryin
stopped typing and published his post. Then he frowned. He had no Facebook
friends so that post had only been seen by him. That meant he was talking to
himself, and although that was weird, he had no problem with it. In fact he
started commenting on his own post.
You have a
facebook? Wow Bryin that's so cool! I just got mine today too!
Well, I would say that was a coincidence, Bryin, but seeing as we are the same person, it's not really.
Well, I would say that was a coincidence, Bryin, but seeing as we are the same person, it's not really.
Lol!
That is so true! :D
Bryin looked at the comments and sighed. This was
going nowhere. With a big grin, Bryin came up with a great idea.
He logged out of his Facebook, typed in a few things
and was logged into a whole new Facebook.
Signed in on the new Facebook, he search Bryin
Orcaltif, and asked to be his friend. From there he logged out and signed in
under his account again to accept the friend request. He did this multiple
times until he had about nine friends.
Bryin, did
you really just talk to yourself off of Facebook? Commented Bryin from an account he had created for
Dawn.
Of course I
did. Came Bryin's reply.
Do you
realize how insane you are? Commented
"Quest."
Yes, yes I
do. Bryin responded.
Then Bryin received a notification that someone had
posted on his wall.
Bryin, Read Darvel's post, I just wanted to let you know
how much I love you! <3
Darvel also commented on his own post.
Bryin! I
can't believe you hacked my Facebook account, which was created by you in the
first place! You know I would never say anything like that to you because
you're a complete idiot and I hate you!
Bryin commented back.
Darvel, let's
not fight on Facebook. That's so inappropriate and plus, I know deep, deep,
deep, deep, deep, deep.... Wait where was I going with that? Ah, oh well.
Boys, you
both need to be nice to each other,
Said Alecia.
Yes, agreed Nalfen. And
Bryin's right. There's no need to fight.
Bryin was in the process of beginning a new post,
Bryin received another notification about an invitation. It said:
Hey, Bryin you've been invited to an event by Vatan
called Vatan's Birthday Celebration.
Clicking on it, Bryin read the description. You are
here by invited to my birthday party! There will be music, games, oh and don't
forget to bring a present! I would love it if someone gave Takfin to me as a
gift! So please, come and join me in celebrating my birthday! Oh, and this is
definitely NOT a plot to get Takfin!
Bryin of course politely told Vatan he couldn't make
it that day.
The next thing Bryin did was he went and poked all of
his friends. Most didn't poke him back and all the others complained about it
and told him to stop.
After that Bryin made a group called the World of
Panin. He was in the middle of inviting people on to his group when he received
another notification. This one was different though. All the other
notifications had been expected. This had come out of nowhere.
The notification was about a friend request. Bryin
hadn't made any other accounts and sent himself a friend request, so of course
he accepted his first real friend.
Then he went back to creating his group, adding people
to his group, and trying to think of random things to post in his group. His
real Facebook friend had been added to The World of Panin and had seen Bryin's
first post there.
Hello, and
welcome to my group The World of Panin. Here I will post random things about my
life on Panin. I hope you enjoy the group!
The real Facebook friend commented by saying: Bryin, what do you think you're doing? I
already have a group called the World of Panin. And another thing, how did you
even get a Facebook on Panin? Oh, never mind. Of course Takfin helped you.
How
do you know who I am? Bryin
asked.
Hmm,
well I only created you out of thin air!] I replied. [I'm your author, how
could you not know who I am?
Bryin moved to reply when someone came up behind him
and tapped his shoulder.
"Bryin, what are you doing?" Quest asked,
glancing suspiciously at the Taktop.
Bryin asked Takfin to change into a ring and smiled at
Quest.
"Heh, heh. I wasn't doing anything."
"I really don't believe you." Quest said
shaking his head. "But I'm almost afraid of what you would tell me if I
pressed any harder."
Bryin grinned.
"Yeah, you're probably right to be afraid. One
reason is you have no idea what a laptop is, do you?"
"A what?" Quest asked.
Bryin's grin grew larger.
"A laptop! It's a magical item from Earth! Come
over here and I'll work my Earth magic for you!"
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