Darvel Interview

Alright, so I'm finally getting around to doing an interview for Darvel. And I've already posted a picture of him, so here's the interview!

INTERVIEW:

Me: Hey, Darvel! First, before I ask you any questions, I think we should skip the whole 'go away, leave me alone' thing that you are probably going to try and pull on me.

Darvel: Whatever. I don't even get why I need to be here. It's stupid.

Me: It maybe stupid to you, but it's not to me. So just answer my questions. Speaking of which, how do you like living on Panin?

Darvel: I don't know. It's not as if I have somewhere else to compare it to. But I don't exactly enjoy anything in my life, so I guess I don't like Panin either. More specifically, I don't like the people in my life. My mom ran off with my twin brother, and my dad abandoned me a few years later to find them. Then my brother came back to steal the throne from me because he's the older one.

Me: So... You don't really like your family?

Darvel: You'd have to be a complete idiot to think I liked them even the slightest bit.

Me: Well, of course you'd say that, but are you sure you really don't like them?

Darvel: Why would I? I hate them, and clearly they don't like me very much.

Me: Well, do you ever wish things between you and your family had been different?

Darvel: Yeah. Of course I do. I wish that my idiot brother never existed. That or he died a little while after he was born, leaving me to be an only child.

Me: Well... That's... Interesting.

Darvel: If you say so... But really, I don't need them. I don't need any of my family. I only need myself.

Me: So what do you like to do in your spare time?

Darvel: I like practicing with daggers. I have about seven at all times.

Me: Do you have any friends?

Darvel: No. Just like family, I don't need any friends, but I do have a few people that follow me because I pay them to.

Me: Why would you do that?

Darvel: Just in case I need to send them to pick on somebody, like my brother for example.

Me: For what reason do you pick on your brother?

Darvel: Because I hate him the most. He ruined my life. Everyone's lives revolves around him, and they only pay attention to him. It's all about him and his happiness, but who cares about Darvel and that fact that nobody ever checks to even see if he's okay.

Me: Well, thanks for talking with me Darvel!

Darvel: Whatever.

END INTERVIEW

So... That's Darvel. He's an interesting character, or he is to me anyways. But he's one of my favorites!