Meet Sage!

It's been around a month since my last post. Shame on me! I kept meaning to write up a blog post, but I've been too busy writing short stories. So anyways, in the book that I am working on now, I have introduced a new character. Sage!  In my head, Sage is a pretty cute little kid, although he's very logical, and if anything is the law, it's right, even if it's wrong. He is a slave to the Star-Dweller, which  are basically the aliens in Panin's dimension. So I was thinking about doing a little interview with him, but first, here's a quick character description!

Name: Sage

Gender: Male

Age: Six and a half

Eye color: Grey

Hair  color: Dark Brown

INTERVIEW:

Me: Hey, Sage! Thanks for agreeing to talk with me today!

Sage: It's not exactly like I had a choice. You are my author after all.

Me: Yes, but I appreciate your willingness to talk with me anyways.

Sage: Even if I was not willing, you would still be able to force me to talk. I am your character and I have to do whatever you want me to do. I am nothing but a puppet to you.

Me: Okay, Sage. I know that you are my book character, my readers have been made aware of the fact that you are my book character, and you know this as well. Can we move on?

Sage: Of course we can, if you want that is. Because I cannot truly do anything by myself as you are controlling me.

Me: Sometimes my characters surprise me and do things I wasn't planning on. How about we make those one of those times, and you just move past our whole author-character relationship, huh?

Sage: If that is what you are going to make me do, then why not?

Me: Well… I guess this isn't going to be one of those times. Sage why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself.

Sage: I could do that, but because you created me, and know far more about me than even I know myself, why don't you do it?

Me: Because it'll be different if it's coming from you.

Sage: Ah, alright, but only because this is what you are making me do. I am rather intelligent for my age, and I believe I could be considered a child protégée. I work as a slave, and my main job is to reproduce technology for the Star-Dwellers. I enjoy working with technology, and I also enjoy learning almost anything I can.

Me: Okay, do you have any friends of family.

Sage: Like I said, you should know all of this, but to answer your question, no. I don't have any friends, as I believe they are a waste of time. Not to mention most slaves don't last very long. And on top of that, I am probably not allow to have friends. And as for family… I've been with the Star-Dwellers since I was two years old. And I am fairly sure both my parents are dead.

Me: Well I'm sorry to hear that.

Sage: No you aren't. You are the one who gets to decide whether they live or died, or did you forget that?

Me: … I can't really forget it if you keep reminding me every time you open your mouth.

Sage: Then it's your fault.

Me: My fault?!? How is it my fault you refuse to move past all that?

Sage: I am your character. Why don't you tell me?

Me: Well, look at the time. I think it's time to go now. Normally I would thank you for your time, but I know, you had no choice.

END OF INTERVIEW

Trust me when I say, Sage is so much cuter when he's not being so logical… Or at least I hope so. Eh, I guess I better keep working with Sage about that. Oh, maybe Bryin can help me. I mean, he's pretty illogical! Hm, I think I'm gonna go give that a try. Bye!